Friday, 19th March.

11.00am; Bye Bed I Love You

17.40pm; Getting Ready To Go Out

21.00-ish; Support Act Rips Off T-Shirt Etcetera To Reveal Evel Knievel Jumpsuit

21.05-ish; ...Then Leaps A Member Of The Audience

About 21.30pm; The Stage Is Set

21.50-ish; Dan le Sac Needs A Biscuit Before He Will Sing

22.15-ish; Scroobius Pip Has "A Fucking Side Parting"

04.19am; Too Tired To Find A Glass So I'll Just Drink From This Jug
DRINKING FROM A JUUUUUUUG
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